June 4, 2014

5 Tips for Wearing White and Keeping it Clean

Learning is fun, and important...

My work week has been intense and a bit draining. Sorry my friends, I don't feel very chatty today. I'll just say, white jeans are magic. Do you feel the magic? I hope you do! Whenever I wear white I always get comments about how "daring" it is and asked "how do I keep it clean?"

Here are a five simple tips:

1. Don't lay down on the ground

2. Don't rub your motor oil all over your body

3. Don't salsa dance with a man covered in chocolate sauce

4. Don't rub your body around the perimeter of a room, marking your territory like a cat

5. Don't roll down a beautiful grassy hill in Central Park (no matter how enticing!)

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