February 28, 2016

7 Reasons Not to Wear Pants in Jamaica

It's February and that means it's impossible to do the no pants dance in NYC, so we're off to Jamaica!

 Crochet Mini Dress, similar here | Gold Gladiator Sandals | Dior Sunnies

Consider Jamaica a pants free society. I'm a fan of any place where where you don't need to wear pants. Aside from the fact that Jamaica is just 3 hours from NYC (boom, reason #1) and that it's one of the most laid back places that I've ever been (bam! reason #2) there are lots of fun excuses to avoid pants (or bottoms of any nature really...skirts, shorts - you get my drift).

#3 Thick thighs save lives. Yes, an internet quote but, also a proven fact and you care enough about the world to be a life saver. Do note that our fact checking source is Tumblr.

#4 It's warm. Winter in Jamaica bottoms out at about 75 degrees. Summer is about 4000 degrees so, you probably should wear any clothes at all by this point.

#5 Life's a beach. And the beaches are sandy white. Ah-mazing.

#6 When you get tired of sand in your nether regions, just lay out by the pool. 

#7 No one will give you a second look. There's such freedom in expressing your pants less fashion sense without fear of judgment. Everyone gets a bit more naked once they've pulled out their passport.

Photos by Christina Emilie
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